Total Medals Earned: 332 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,405 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 8/26 (120/500 points)
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Simply beat Normal Mode to complete!
Earn 225,000 points in Survival Mode.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000